Thursday, March 22, 2012

Slightly Redder Red: Mass Effect 3 Endings

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BIOWARE CONFIRMED FOR BEING A BUNCH OF BABIES WHO HAVE NO INTEGRITY IN THEIR ORIGINAL PRODUCT.

I have nothing to say about the endings to Mass Effect 3. But I do believe Bioware is selling out to their fan's demands, and that's a giant load of bullshit on their part. They have no faith in their original plan, and proved to the jeering onlookers that they are, indeed, bending to the needs of angry fanboys and fangirls alike.

Granted, I'm no fan of the endings to Mass Effect 3 either. The DLC ending might as well just change the color to yellow or something (Question: what ending do colorblind people pick?). I much rather would have had a New Vegas style ending, where you're told what happens after the battle at Hoover Dam in slide show format. At least that provides some closure, and your in-game decisions actually impacted it. What in-game decisions mattered at ALL in Mass Effect 3 if at the end it's all thrown away anyway? 

Those shitty endings of the original product aren't canon anyway. Shepard Indoctrination theorists have the right idea. Link if you don't know what I'm talking about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ythY_GkEBck .

So yeah, I'm never giving Bioware any of my money ever again. Well, at least until after the Baldur's Gate re-releases. 

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